I can tell you exactly what my type is:
Baby face with a million dollar smile.
Emotional bag of fun goodies:
Ex trauma, daddy issues, emotionally unavailable.
Oh, and if they are a commitment-phobe?
Pass me the fucking wedding dress and I’ll set a date they won’t even show up for.
Boys who I mistake for men?
What a turn on.
If they treat me like shit and have nice lips
Mate, I become colour blind.
That’s the sad realisation of knowing…
Because once you do
You can sniff them out in a line up.
So if anyone fits this category
Give me a call on:
And tell me how you’re going to waste my fucking time.Return to issues