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Just my type

By Jennie Bentley , July 28, 2020

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I can tell you exactly what my type is:

Baby face with a million dollar smile.

Emotional bag of fun goodies:

Ex trauma, daddy issues, emotionally unavailable.

Oh, and if they are a commitment-phobe?

Pass me the fucking wedding dress and I’ll set a date they won’t even show up for.

Boys who I mistake for men?

What a turn on.

If they treat me like shit and have nice lips

Double whammy!

Red flags?

Mate, I become colour blind.

That’s the sad realisation of knowing…

Because once you do

You can sniff them out in a line up.

So if anyone fits this category

Give me a call on:

1800-I-HAVE-TRUST-ISSUES

And tell me how you’re going to waste my fucking time.

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