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November Horoscopes

By Fluff Editorial , November 18, 2021

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Hey,

Welcome to the Ice Cream Store.

My Dad recently told me that dating is like an ice cream store in that you have to try all the flavours. So, here I am – in the ice cream store, and here is what flavour you should try. 

Aries

Vanilla. 
You’ve been in a swirl for a while and even though loops and laps are fun those you can start to feel like you’re drowning in those colourful whirlpools. Drifting in someone else’s currents is ok untill it turns into a rip. Come to solid ground, take a breath and try vanilla. You’ll be surprised at the sweetness of simplicity. 

Taurus

Lucky Dip Taste Tester.
It’s been a long time since you’ve been to the ice cream store. Close your eyes and point. Pick whatever, whenever. Ask for taste testers. Try them all, just little mouthfuls though. Take your time and don’t worry about the shopkeeper. They’ll wait for you.

Gemini

Choc Chip.
It’s a favourite for a reason. Expect the unexpected and enjoy the security of same same. It’s safe here, you know it well and it’s not going anywhere any time soon. 

Cancer

Peanut Butter Cookie Dough.
It’s time to indulge. Don’t do it for long, don’t forget it’s not great for you but allow yourself a moment for decadence. Enjoy it for exactly what it is – delicious. 

Leo

Macadamia Praline 
You’ve come to the fancy ice cream parlour. It’s not what you’re used to but explore how polished and praline feels. Remember who you are and don’t let it shake you but enjoy a taste of the finer things, especially if you’re not paying.

Virgo

Neopolitan
They say three is a crowd but when they taste this good together….

Libra

Peppermint
Cleanse the pallet after a heavy meal and remember desert doesn’t have to be the end. Fresh starts mean new rituals and new rules. Fuck it – have ice cream for breakfast. 

Scorpio

Buttered Pecan. 
To be enjoyed in new places and spaces with unfamiliar faces. Take a trip and let go. See where you end up. Experiment with temperature and lose yourself in sensations.

Sagittarius

Single Scoop Almond.
Control and familiarity. Feeling satisfied and gratified without feeling sick. A sugar high without the come down. It’ll feel boring at first but you’ll realise you’ve always loved almonds and two scoops was always too much. 

Capricorn

Salted Caramel.
It’s all about where you overlap. Try focusing on that sweet spot where your two hearts, heads and bodies overlap – forget about the other spaces. The chunks of caramel are the best bits, fish them out.

Aquarius

Fudge Brownie
Bunker down and get comfortable. It’s time for tracksuits, doona buddies and childhood chats. This is going to the next level. 

Pisces

Coffee.
It’s going to be quick, unpredictable and a little confusing. Do it fast and enjoy the moments of calm amongst the chaos. They’re beautiful and will replay in your head at night like a tiny projector behind your eyes. 

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