🦔 I believe I woke up.
🦔 I thought I bought a nice bikini set for myself. A top and a bottom. I thought wrong and ended up buying bikini top x2.
🦔 Unknowingly, I wore the second top on my bottom half. I was convinced it was a bikini set that did the trick, just a weird fit.
🦔 Fell head over heels in love with a fictional ten year old.
🦔 Fell head over heels in love with the author of this fictional ten year old.
🦔 Tattooed myself for the first time in honour of both of these boys.
🦔 I travelled too long on a train for someone I shouldn’t have.
🦔 Something better came out of the train ride and I forgot all about the person I got on the train for.
🦔 Realised that all I have to do is open my eyes.
🦔 Completely forgot about maintaining that.
🦔 Moved to Melbourne. I am now a two and a half hour plane ride away from my other home.
🦔 Met Bones.
🦔 Got a job? Yep.
🦔 Got myself one of those cards for business. A business card.
🦔 Haven’t given a single one of those out.
🦔 Had a surfing lesson and failed to apply sunscreen to one part of my forehead.
🦔 Felt it was necessary to wear a bonnet to cover my poor, poor burn for a week afterwards.
🦔 I think I learnt three more words.
🦔 Drew a picture of a boy I didn’t even know because I absolutely needed to.
🦔 I showed him. I scared him.
🦔 Asked him out.
🦔 He flaked.
🦔 Asked him out again and continued to do so until he could flake no longer.
🦔 Raged. Raged hard.
🦔 Turned 20 or something.
🦔 Felt 60 at times because I was scared of being 20.
🦔 Feel very 20 as of late. Dancing helps.
🦔 Didn’t feel very funny.
🦔 Decided that I’m naming my children Baby and Roosevelt.
🦔 Flushed some money down a toilet.
🦔 Didn’t care to think about where it travelled to.
🦔 Felt crushingly lonesome.
🦔 Felt like the wind once or twice, too.
🦔 I experienced parts of my days and months where I had no idea what in gods name I was doing.
🦔 I hid in the toilet.
🦔 Offered someone a promise to break.
🦔 Asked many questions.
🦔 Paid my rent on time.
🦔 Found some new values in the dirt just over there.
🦔 Lulu Lemoned myself.
🦔 Let my inner Techno Princess play.
🦔 Had to have the four injections I thought I avoided for good at school. All at the same time. On the same arm.
🦔 Fell down a flight of stairs.
🦔 Took self portraits with and of my bruises.
🦔 Watched my brother turn 18 and subsequently turn into alcohol poisoning.
🦔 Kept a big secret.
🦔 Cut all of my hair off.
🦔 Felt like ME. TRULY ME.
🦔 Changed my mind.
🦔 Changed my mind again.
🦔 Vomited my life up, in my purse, in the back of an Uber.
🦔 Indulged. Did not regret a second.
🦔 Probably got married.
🦔 Was excite to go to work more than once.
🦔 Sneezed and jumped from July to October.
🦔 Sneezed again. Probably cried over it.
🦔 Wrote things I am pRoUd of. Including that.
🦔 Almost killed the editor of i-D.
🦔 Took lots of photos of cute me sleeping. Not boys this year.
🦔 Took my sweet ass time.
🦔 Gathered up a lot of ideas.
🦔 Did nothing with them.
🦔 Felt loved because I wanted to be loved.
🦔 Was convinced I didn’t need another boy in my life for as long as I lived.
🦔 Became a girlfriend.
🦔 Felt like how you’re supposed to feel when you dance with someone you’re meant to be dancing with.
🦔 Overcame my fear of cinemas.
🦔 Did not overcome my fear of chickens.
🦔 Had some blonde hair.
🦔 Had some purple hair.
🦔 Had some blue hair.
🦔 Have blonde hair on my head as we speak.
🦔 Never cared about anything less than I did when my hair fell out due to excessive bleaching.
🦔 I was mean and I did not apologise.
🦔 Realised I was a morning person when I’m able to do whatever I want to do in the mornings.
🦔 Felt really lame and boring.
🦔 Curated a whole wardrobe of stolen boys clothes.
🦔 Danced around the pile of clothes.
🦔 Ate snails for the first time.
🦔 Cursed the French.
🦔 Got what I thought I wanted.
🦔 Checked myself before I wrecked myself.
🦔 Discovered I could send messages via heart waves.
🦔 Cried. Correction: howled, over my pizza. And in the back of an Uber following my soggy pizza.
🦔 Wore a wig to dinner.
🦔 Forgot things that I wanted to remember.
🦔 Remembered things that I wanted to forget.
🦔 Unfollowed everyone on Instagram because they were hurting my feelings.
🦔 Became a lot of things I never thought I would be.
🦔 Grew a fear of my Apple watch that I can’t seem to fight. I’m giving it back to my mum.
🦔 Bought a deck of tarot cards. The guardian angels are on my side now, fuckers.
🦔 Felt like a grown up because for the first time I didn’t want to run away back to my mummy when I was faced with a problem.
🦔 Felt like a cave boy.
🦔 Forgot what I looked like. Panicked. Called mum.
🦔 Stayed up all night dancing and ate ramen at 6AM for dinner.
🦔 Went very red in front of a crowd of people.
🦔 Forgot my PIN. Watched my bank card get eaten.
🦔 Had to do something to realise I didn’t want to do it.
🦔 Found out what it was like to melt into someone’s eyes. Life’s crazy.
🦔 Tried to be a vegan for a month. Ate a delectable croissant the first morning of that month.
🦔 Saw CLIMAX at MIFF. Felt like I was forever.
🦔 Did a handstand in a park.
🦔 Peed myself in a cemetery. Is that disrespectful?
🦔 Didn’t say anything too embarrassing that kept me up at night.
🦔 Managed to have someone fall in love with me.
🦔 Was absolutely devastated about it.
🦔 Got another tattoo. I’m excited to hate it one day.
🦔 Remembered to water my plant.
🦔 Always felt better about something I was worrying about the following day. Or after a cold shower.
🦔 Wore WAY less makeup.
🦔 Defied science and lived to see another year.Return to issues