🍥 Drank an apple juice on my break and said hello new year.
🍥 I made some goals.
🍥 Went back to work.
🍥 A month later I realised those goals were dumb.
🍥 Started a book 6 times before I decided what am I doing.
🍥 Read some old messages.
🍥 And then deleted them.
🍥 Deleted everything.
🍥 Started again.
🍥 Put some makeup on some faces.
🍥 Cleaned up some beach.
🍥 Rewatched every episode of Spongebob.
🍥 Decorated my nose.
🍥 Learned things about myself.
🍥 Fell some more in love with my friends.
🍥 Fell out of love with some not friends.
🍥 Waved bye bye to a special cat.
🍥 Attempted to stop being so angry.
🍥 Booked an appointment for a tattoo.
🍥 Felt bad and called my mum.
🍥 Mum yelled at me.
🍥 Cancelled the appointment.
🍥 I love my mum.
🍥 Now very glad because I only like things for 5 seconds.
🍥 Realised stuff.
🍥 Quit a toxic job.
🍥 Quitting is good sometimes.
🍥 Got a really nice job.
🍥 New nice job says I don’t have to wear makeup if I don’t want.
🍥 I said thank you.
🍥 Skin said thank you.
🍥 Travelled a tad with my really nice job.
🍥 Met fluff!
🍥 I love fluff.
🍥 Spent too much on a pair of clogs.
🍥 Clogs turned out to be a scam.
🍥 Started writing things down.
🍥 Bought 100 bags of edamame beans.
🍥 Fell out of the brainwash.
🍥 Spent another 375 days being a virgin.
🍥 Started caring about being a virgin.
🍥 Stopped caring about being a virgin.
🍥 Oh, I went to Japan.
🍥 I’m not a hoarder anymore.
🍥 I gave everything away.
🍥 Stopped covering pimples.
🍥 Listened to the moon.
🍥 Drank so much water.
🍥 Bought a planner.
🍥 I hope I use it this time.
🍥 Cut some ties.
🍥 Tied some knots.
🍥 Made my dad moisturise.
🍥 Convinced a bug flew in my ear and all the way through to my brain.
🍥 I think it’s still there.
🍥 I think I can hear it sometimes.
🍥 Got angry at a friend.
🍥 Processed my feelings.
🍥 Was still angry.
🍥 Played the sims.
🍥 Chewed a Christmas truffle ball.
🍥 It had fruit.
🍥 Spat it back on the bag.
🍥 Moved a pair of parched snails out of the sun and watered them.
🍥 Watched them slither away.
🍥 Still want to quit everything and be a drummer.
🍥 Have never played the drums.
🍥 Unsuccessfully attempted to astral project.
🍥 Watched cartoons for some advice.
🍥 Appreciated the earth some more.
🍥 Made new friends.
🍥 Missed some people lots and lots.
🍥 No plastic water bottles.
🍥 I fell asleep in a food court.
🍥 Got yelled at by a stranger.
🍥 Actually two.
🍥 Answered many questions to which my answer was ignored.
🍥 Became a witch.
🍥 Picked a flower and watched it die on my windowsill.
🍥 When did the Grinch become so relatable?
🍥 Bug flew back out my ear.Return to issues