What Your Nail Colour Says About You

It can be very telling…

Purple: You think you’re grounded.

Green: You’re confused.

Pink: You’re chasing something.

Silver: Brain dead.

White: You care too much about the royals.

Black: Your feet are warm.

Red: You like sunscreen. On your face.

Blue: No comment.

Yellow: You’d like to be somewhere else.

Rainbow: You smell like bread.